Free World

What’s going on?  Well, if you are reading this then you must be open minded or at least curious about us behind these walls.  That’s a step in the right direction.  Your next step, I hope will be contacting me.  Your letter will definitely be appreciated and responded to quickly.

My name is Walter Allen, but all my friends call me “Bunk.”  I’m 30-years old, and am originally from New Castle, Delaware.  I’ve got this ad to find some people to write and bug out with a little promotion/advertising for my new book I wrote and got published.

My book “Prison Humor” at  MidnightExpressBooks.com and at Amazon.com www.amazon.com/Prison-Humor-Walter-Allen, for $14.95 + shipping & handling.  It’s a collection of over 380 jokes from prisoners in Pennsylvania’s State Department of Corrections.  It also includes an “Arrest Warrant For Your Lovers Heart.”  This is just a little something Iput together I put together to support myself.  I’m trying to sell enough copies to come up with the $4.f00.00 to pay for legal fees so, grab a copy, enjoy the book, tell your friends and support the cause.  It’s the perfect gift!

On another note, I’ve been locked up since April 2003.  I should hopefully be paroled in September/October 2010, but unfortunately, I have to do a few more years-2yrs, and a half to 5-years- in Delaware depending on if I can sell enough copies of my book to cover those legal fees.  Once that’s paid, I’m out within 6 months.

But until then, I’m here and am looking to meet some new people/friends to write to to pass the time quicker.  Almost forgot, I’m locked up for two (2) counts of robbery.  I know that’s important to some people.  I’m not looking for anything serious at this time.  Just someone to kick it with and bug out a little.  No thoughts or subjects are taboo.

I am financially satiable so, I don’t need your money.  I work in the prison, getting a little money from home, got little hustle I do, and now have my book-I hope.  I know a lot of people think prisoners only want money.  They do! J  but I won’t ask you for any.  I get by just fine.  I’d rather have the friendship and letters.  They tend to last longer.

I enjoy working out-mostly calisthenics- and stay in shape.  I love to have a good time and make people laugh.  I can’t stand boring people.  I have a great personality and sense of humor and can be a clown at the right, and sometimes the wrong.  I just love the fun of it and enjoy life as it comes.

I keep it real 100% of the time, I won’t lie to you to impress you.  It’s kind of hard to do from hereJ .I’m not no baller or shot caller. I’m not gangster, I’m just me.  I’m just your average guy looking to meet new friends from all over.  Age, race, unimportant;  Well age is, over 18.  I don’t need another web page courtesy of the state.

I’ll close this letter here.  I have to leave a little mystery to the man behind the pen.  There’s a lot more to me.  All you have to do is write, I’m only a stamp or e-mail away.

Talk to you later

“Bunk”